Just in time for Eurovision on Saturday, this month’s diary from Fierce Valley Roller Girls is by UK-entry-namesake, Brawny Tyler!
Brawny jamming v Preston , in FVRG's second public bout. (Photo: Claire "ChaosFaerie" Brunton/zenspirations photography)

Brawny jamming v Preston , in FVRG’s second public bout. (Photo: Claire “ChaosFaerie” Brunton/zenspirations photography)

What first attracted you to Roller Derby?

My sister Meadhbh started with Belfast Roller Derby in August 2011 and wouldn’t stop talking about it. I went to see her bout in an intra league game in November, despite being totally baffled by the rules, I loved it. She told me about Fierce Valley and with a bit of encouragement I got in contact and I haven’t looked back.

Who are your derby heroes?

Have to say my sister, eh :) Sylvia Wrath. She really is though, I’m so proud of how far she’s come with roller derby, now being Captain of the Banshees. I got the chance to scrim with her but I’m not sure I’d want to play against her!

Derby names are an important aspect of the sport, especially when you’re starting out. How did you choose your name, and how does it reflect your personality on track?

It was a nightmare choosing a name, I struggled to find something I thought was good enough. Some things I thought were hilarious, flopped when I told other people… Brawny Tyler just popped into my head one day; I do love a good power ballad, particularly Total Eclipse of the Heart. I’m a little ashamed of her most recent song for Eurovision though, she’s letting the side down.

What was your biggest initial difficulty?

Fear, particularly of falling and hurting myself. As my confidence grew though, the fear subsided, or at least the drive to get better started to override the fear. That and a pair of padded shorts.

Lots of roller girls find it hard not to spread the word about their new sport. How have you been spreading the word?

Because derby has taken over my life I always feel the need to tell people about it. Recently the trainer taking my gym induction, I talked her in to contacting FVRG about Fresh Meat.

What’s the most important thing you’ve learnt/ done this month?

Embracing and being more positive about the new WFTDA mins. At first it was a bit daunting but at least it’s forced me to focus on certain skills like transitions. After picking up some good tips at the GRD bootcamp I’m sure I’ll get it…eventually!

What were the most difficult and the best things?

I’m finding it hard getting used to being split up as we prepare for the intra-league, it feels strange to be pitting myself against people who have been team mates. It is all in good spirit though and I’m really looking forward to it. Ask me next week though and I’ll probably say climbing Ben Nevis!

What’s new for the Fierce Valley this month?

 Our Intraleague bout, Revenge Of The Fallen, is very soon. Deceptiquads Vs Autoblocks; watch out for shiney leggings. It’s really exciting because we have enough skaters for two teams, it’s great to see FVRG growing!

It looks like Glasgow Roller Derby have been a bit busy building up fundraising events for ECDX, only to release them in a fusillade of money-making goodness today.

Firstly, and very soon indeed,

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Harsh Tug @ The Flying Duck

The night of the 24th of May sees The Notorious B.A.G. provide a night of hip-hop, gangsta rap, and other musical genres which this correspondant is too old to properly appreciate, hosted at The Flying Duck.

All proceeds go to the ECDX fund.

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If you’re still up for more Glasgow Roller Derby related musical goodness, GRD-skater-based-duo SummerSlams are DJing an event, “Bitch, Please!”, at Nice N Sleazy on the night of the 31st of May, promising an eclectic mix of musical genres, and specially featuring Glasgow-based Grime artist Patricia Panther.

Once again, all proceeds go to the ECDX fund.

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Both of the above events start at 11pm, and are £3 entry.

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Finally, if you’re not one for late nights and music, the long promised GRD Fundraising Auction has launched, with “items” up for bidding including tickets to various events, custom art works, cupcakes and one day’s time from a GRD skater. You can check out all of the possibilities on the special GRD Auction page.

 

 

The brilliant Vienna Rollergirls are coming over to play Auld Reekie Roller Girls this coming weekend… but they’ve hit on a problem.

A last-minute cancellation by one of their hosts means that as many of 6 of their skaters have nowhere to stay in Edinburgh for the entire period they’re visiting.

We know that the derby community is full of helpful and supportive people so:

If anyone can put up any number (up to 6) Viennese roller girls from 16th to 21st May, then you will have their eternal gratitude. (Edinburgh much preferred, but I suspect that in reasonable distance would work if needed.)

Contact: Sabine HansaBlast Anderson or Anke Schaffartzik via Facebook if you can help.

Situation resolved: thanks to You Sayin Bolt of Bairn City Rollers, housing has been found for all of the potentially homeless skaters for Vienna. Thanks to everyone who offered a place for them!

 

 

The WFTDA have released the latest version of their minimum skills, and have split opinion within Derby. In this Article Go-Go-Gadget-Skates and Buffy Boiler will look at the implications from the perspective of a skater and a referee.

Buffy: First of all, I’d like to address what the new minimum skills actually mean for non-WFTDA leagues. Basically, they are as big a deal as your league wants them to be. The first page of the document has some interesting stuff to say that I think a lot of people are forgetting:

The minimum skills are:

- Required for charter team skaters playing WFTDA sanctioned games.

- Strongly recommended for skaters playing in interleague scrimmage or games.

- Strongly recommended for skaters playing in intraleague (home) scrimmages or games.

- Recommended for new skaters to graduate to contact drills and intraleague (home league) scrimmages.

What this means is that if you’re a new league or for whatever reason just don’t yet have a sufficient number of skaters to field a team who all meet the new minimums you can still scrimmage, and even bout, as long as you agree it in advance with any prospective opponents.  The goal of this update is not to turn Derby into a game for only elite-level skaters, but it is definitely a move to ensure that WFTDA tournaments and games between WFTDA members represent a good standard of play.

I do expect that in the near future the new minimums will become the standard for interleague competition, as more and more teams are able to meet them – but remember that as the standard of play rises so will the standard of coaching available. The way up for a new league hasn’t suddenly become longer, but it does maybe need a little more thought now.

 

Gadget: So early April saw the release of the updated WFTDA Minimum skills assessment to a very mixed review from my fellow skaters.

First and foremost, I’d like to echo what Buffy has so rightly pointed out, these minimums are only compulsory for WFTDA leagues! Of course they are strongly recommended for all others. If a league plays under the WFTDA ruleset, it would make sense for that same league to start updating their minimum skills for the league as a whole, whether WFTDA or not.

 

Buffy: The old minimums were built primarily with safety in mind; though I think it’s fair to say that was never their sole purpose. For instance 25 in 5 was not a safety requirement, but it helped ensure a base standard of athletic ability which was necessary for competitive play. Just as 27 in 5 represents the increase in the general athleticism of the sport today.

 

Gadget: Lets look at what’s been added and taken away. We see the addition and subtraction of various skills. Like so many other skaters, I am glad to see the back of the unnecessary baseball slide fall. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone use this fall in active gameplay. The new minimums focus very much on specific skills that, if you were brought up on the old minimums, you very quickly learned you needed to succeed in the game. As well as skill, it is upping the expectation of speed from the skaters, with the addition of 27 in 5 and being able to complete one lap in 13 seconds from standstill. Other skills that have been introduced are reverse crossovers, transitions. A lot of the minimums now have clearer descriptions on what is expected, thus making it far easier for leagues to interpret and teach to their aspiring future derby players.

Buffy: Derby is no longer simply a game about skating fast and turning left. The sport has evolved in ways few people could have anticipated in 2009, when the minimums were last updated, and as a result the modern game changes pace and even direction very quickly. So I think it’s right that things like transitions are now seen as part of the core skill-set. As many of us will have seen, a poorly executed transition can lead to serious injury. Putting too much torque on the ankles can lead to anything from strains and sprains to spiral fractures (where the bone is broken by twisting it, not snapping – which almost always requires surgery). To say nothing of the obvious risks to suddenly changing direction and falling in front of other skaters.

This aside, the bulk of the minimums have actually been streamlined – the section on “sticky skating” (or skullcrushing as some called it) has been condensed to one line: “Propels self while keeping all 8 wheels on the floor.” Skaters now simply have to be able to competently land legal hip and body checks while skating at a decent speed. It’s less about box ticking and more about ensuring that people are comfortable and, most importantly, safe on skates.

 

Gadget: Personally, at first I was disheartened at seeing the addition of 27 in 5, particularly because I remember how long it took me to achieve in the first place then again when returning from injury. However after some reflection, I think it’s a great addition. Having 25 in 5 before wasn’t really that good of an indication of a skaters endurance. Yes they can skate fast for 5 minutes, but could they skate fast for multiple jams in a row? Most of a period? A game? Unfortunately for some skaters, the answers to these questions are no. I also feel that new and old skaters alike will benefit greatly from the inclusion of these skills, making them better, more skilled derby players in the long run. I love that I can transition, not particularly fast, but I can. And I look forward to the day that I do this on track without having to think about it.

 

Buffy It’s probably been apparent that I’m all for this change, especially as the WFTDA have been careful to be inclusive in their approach. They are not saying you must be able to skate this well to play, they are simply saying that this is the standard expected in their own competitions. I’ve seen skaters who could technically pass their minimums thrown into bouts well before they were ready, this is disheartening for the person concerned – it’s easy to keep a nice strong stance when you’re asked to do so for a minute or two in order to be assessed on it, it’s quite another to be able to maintain it while keeping up with a fast pack and trying to not be taken out by an opponent.

As a referee I technically do not need to be able to pass minimum skills, the required standard of skating for referees is entirely up to the leagues they train with. Most leagues will use the minimums for skaters as the basis for referee training, and there will be a level that each league expects before allowing a new official to start refereeing scrimmages and then later bouts. Personally, I’m an advocate of strong skating skills for referees. We need to be fast at OPR and able to quickly change pace to follow the skaters from the inside, this is particularly true of Jam Refs. We also all need to be confident enough to do all this without thinking about what our skates are doing, while making decisions which can drastically alter the game.

 

Conclusion:

 

Buffy: The old minimum skills really were the minimum required. Some may find it disheartening to hear this but very few established skaters were struggling with any of the old skills. A skater who can pass these is actually pretty good, not merely safe to share a track with. This means that when new skaters do pass, they’ll know that they’re at a higher standard than the generation of skaters before them was when they first took to the track. Our sport is evolving and improving, which I think we can all agree is a very good thing.

 

Gadget: Yes it will take time to be able to do all of these skills. Chances are, you can probably achieve most of them, if not all already. Don’t be disheartened if you can’t. Everyone else had to learn and you can too. You need to work hard, the same as you did for your original minimums. Your league will thank you for it as you will become a better skater who is more agile, fast and overall more skilled.

My final thought is that I’d like to echo what Buffy has said, these new skills will make new skaters joining bouting ranks more equipped to deal with the state of play that is now happening at scrimmages and bouts.

 

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So, ECDX is now less than 8 weeks away! How ready is the team?
Cider (ARRG):  We bout all year round, so we’re always ready to play Roller Derby.  We just need to remember to pack party hats and sun block and we’re there!

Rogue (GRD):  As ready as we’ve ever been, I reckon! It was important to us to plan and train far in advance for this event so we’ve been working very hard at playing as a solid unit for a while now.

Is there any specific training that your team have been doing to prepare, eg extra scrimmage/off skates training/teambuilding?
Rogue (GRD):  Yes, everyone on the team has taken on some sort of off skates training. This has taken many forms. Some people are going to the gym, some do Cross-fit, running, strength training or even Parkour! This means that everyone has been making a huge commitment, as the team already train 3-4 times a week. It’s a lot of work and time for everyone. This team is dedicated!

Crazy (ARRG):  Yes - lots of intense off skates, focus on team work and a lot of work on our technical skating skills lately -  we jumped at LRG’s invite to go play at Anarchy in the UK III because we knew that would give us a couple of really challenging games and bring the team together just before ECDX.  And the lovely Hot Wheels invited us down for a bout the week afterwards, which was great in consolidating our team work a bit more. For the next few weeks we have booked in a lot visiting teams to scrimmage against us, so that we can do as much as we can to raise level of the ARRG teamwork dream work!  We also have an exciting scrimmage with Gotham, and a pre ECDX bout with another WFTDA league organised for when we get to the States to acclimatise us before ECDX starts. Bouting in New York AND Philly!

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What are the team/wider league doing to help with finances for this international opportunity?
Rogue  (GRD):  The whole league, as well as our families and friends, have been amazing in helping us to raise funds for this. To try to list the ways that people have helped would be to miss something out. Fundraising efforts have been as diverse as bag-packing at a local supermarket;  a photo exhibition at a local café run by our own Phoenix; and a Grd Auction.  I’m grateful to everyone who has helped us and I hope we can make them proud.    Click here if you’d like to help out!  http://www.glasgowrollerderby.com/get-in-touch/donate

Cider (ARRG):  So much! It’s unreal -  I think everyone in the league has helped in some way which is a bit single teary for us as a team.  We feel really supported, and a bit overwhelmed by the sacrifices people have made for us.  Our limited edition merch, designed by Admiral Attackbar, has been a huge bonus because not only does it raise money for us, but it’s also amazing quality.  We love the designs! You can buy them here:   http://auldreekierollergirls.bigcartel.com/products.       Our Sponsorship and Advertising Committee have pulled off some brilliant and fun fundraising events for us this year too – like our huge 5th birthday party which will be happening this Saturday, which has lots of lovely surprises happening on the night. This will help us raise further travel funds.  You can find our more here:          http://www.facebook.com/events/193068510841007/

Do you know anything about the teams you’re up against?
Crazy (ARRG):  Of course! We did some fairly intensive research as soon as the sanctioned teams were announced by ECDX Organisers – it’s frightening how organised our team was at online research or *creeping* as we call it.  There was a 12 hour overnight ‘ARRG mass creep’ period where the whole team did this massive impressive feat of internet stalking and voting to suss out who we wanted to play!  We’ve been keeping an eye on both teams – Ithaca and Dominion – and where they are appearing in rankings; who they’re playing and who they’re beating; but I guess it’s really only when we get there that we’ll get a real sense of the level of play.

Rogue (GRD):  Long island are ranked 93rd, and Columbia 39th, in the WFTDA rankings but who knows what that means? Teams don’t tend to give much away and it’s hard to find recent footage online. However Columbia are playing against Charm City (17th) this weekend and I’ll be watching the results of that one very closely! I also know from being in touch with members of both teams that they will play hard and play to win, but that they are lovely people and I can’t wait to meet them.

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How do you think the team will perform?
Rogue (GRD): The team have all been reminded to pack our A game. We’ll be playing to win!

Cider (ARRG):  I think that we’ve been performing well lately as a team and consistently improving with each bout or tournament, so if we keep our focus I know we can perform well.  It just all depends on how well the other teams perform against us I guess.  We’ve trained hard and we’ll go in with the usual 100% and see where that gets us!

What are you most excited about?

Crazy (ARRG):How long have you got?! It’s ECDX!!! Roller Derby in America! Food in Philly! Rocky steps! Team Sauna! And most exciting, is knowing the rest of ARRG will be watching and cheering for us. We want to make them all proud. Hopefully squeeze a bit of shopping in also…  And also, just to say it is such a great chance for two Scottish teams to represent themselves in the States … and if the Team Scotland after-party was anything to go by (from the World Cup) we should have fun doing it!

Rogue (GRD):  Oh, so many things! I’m excited to get there and play with the team and see all of our hard work pay off. I’m excited about the opportunities that this could create for us. I’m excited about the future of GRD. I rarely stop being excited about roller derby!

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Get yourself along to The Mercantile in Dundee for Dundee Roller Girls pub quiz on 9th May at 7.30pm.

Teams of up to 5 people and £3 per head.

First prize is a cash prize, with prizes for 2nd and 3rd place too!

What better way to start your weekend than with a pub quiz on a Thursday night! And you get to help raise some cash for your friendly local derby team at the same time. It’ll be a fun filled night and not to be missed.

The event page can be located here https://www.facebook.com/events/579555658735459/

FVRG Intraleague: Revenge of the Fallen

Posted: April 29, 2013 by Lady Feerocious in Upcoming Bouts
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Last June, Fierce Valley Roller Girls embraced all things Grease-related in their first intraleague bout, Summer Shovin’.

This year’s intraleague on Sunday 25th May will have a Transformers theme: Revenge of the Fallen. Skaters from FVRG will split into the AutoBlocks and DeceptiQuads for one day only to battle it out on track. The line-up will showcase six of the leagues newest skaters: Tri-Sarah-Tops; Bambi; Tiny Tearaway; Johnny Hangover; WhoopAsh and Elburnzo. This will also be the debut outing for ref Wendy Snarling!

The FVRG bout will be held in Grangemouth Sports Complex. Tickets are charged at £5 in advance, and under 14s go free with a paying adult. Due to the limited seating at this venue, tickets will be sold on a first-come, first-served basis – and from Brown Paper Tickets only.

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